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Ellen is Funny

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I was watching Ellen DeGeneres the other day and forgot how funny she can be. This reminded me of one of my favorite jokes she use to tell when she was first starting out.  I hope I get it right…

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneres

So why not take a walk today. Breathe in the fresh air and stop occasionally to smell the roses. And if for any reason you run into Ellen’s grandmother, for goodness sake, let Ellen know as soon as possible!

Have a great weekend.


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2019 Pre-Sale: Lock-in the Lowest Prices of the Year! Save Up to $700 Per Week on Your 2019 Stay! Sale ends in...

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