Famous Last Words

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I had a lot more to say on a lot more topics, but since it’s a perfect day, I just feel like laughing…hope you do too. Get out and enjoy some of this fabulous fall.

It’s fireproof.
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He’s probably just hibernating.
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What does this button do?
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I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
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So, you’re a cannibal.
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It’s probably just a rash.
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Are you sure the power is off?
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Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
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The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
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Pull the pin and count to what?
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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I’ve seen this done on TV.
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.
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I’ll hold it, and you light the fuse.
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This doesn’t taste right.
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I can make this light before it changes.
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Nice doggie.
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I can do that with my eyes closed.
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Trust me.
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Well, we’ve made it this far.
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That’s odd.
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Don’t be so superstitious.
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Now watch this.
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What duck?
——————-I’ll start on Monday


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