If you know us at Green Mountain, you know we’re not into the usual New Year’s Resolutions. They just too full of the old way of looking at healthy living, healthy eating, healthy weights, taking care of ourselves. Actually, the old way is not about those things really at all; it’s more about diets. Consider this ditty we posted previously in a FitBriefing that best describes how we encourage looking at the coming year.
Important: Read through to the ‘after’ part or you’ll get the wrong message!
‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
nothing would fit me, not even a blouse!
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste
at the holiday parties have gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales, there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber)
I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared,
the gravies and sauces, and beef nicely rared,
the wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese,
and the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”
As I dressed myself, in my husband’s old shirt,
and prepared once again to do battle with dirt,
I said to myself, as only I can,
“You can spend the winter disguised as a man!”
So away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip!
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
‘til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or cornbread, or pie;
I’ll munch on a carrot, and quietly cry!
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore –
but isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot,
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good DIET!!!!!!!!!
Hey, what am I thinking? That’s really old hat!
A ‘dieting’ mind-set will just make me fat.
So away with restriction! I’ll eat what I want.
I’ll start when I’m hungry and stop when I’m not.
May all my friends join me in this state of mind.
For then we’ll be happy,creative,and kind.
Wishing a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year!